Little Girl
My mother works with three year olds, and as a result speaks to everyone like they are three.
At times i think she really believes i'm still three years old. Whenever my dad swears she'll say to him:
"Don't say things like that in front of her! she's a little girl!!"

I'm nearly 20 years old.
(chibs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:33, 12 replies)

You're a girl!
Do you have awesome boobs?

Edit: Welcome to B3ta btw :)
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:40, closed)

I like breasts

(TheColonel, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:47, closed)

vaginas are my favourite

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, closed)

Thighs > Breasts
Wait, this isn't about chicken, is it?
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:02, closed)

They're ace
unless they're droopy...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, closed)

What you might not know
is that the tone of voice is contagious... friend of mine has a mum who is a reception year (4-5 year olds) teacher, and *always* talks to people like they're little children.

So... be careful!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:46, closed)

ditto to the orginal
ditto to the replies
( rjmrjm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:39, closed)

It took me a while
to get out of the habit of rocking back and forth as if I'm trying to get an infant off to sleep
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:47, closed)

The only thing
awesome about my boobs is that i can remember size easily because its the same as the batteries that go in my tv remote.

and arthmelow... i catch myself doing it sometimes its scary.
(chibs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:58, closed)

Any boobs are nice...
As long as they match, and don't point downwards...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, closed)

I've got news for you
When you are 70 years old, you will STILL be your Mum's Little Girl, should she still be around.
(Rsoles, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:20, closed)

My mum teaches 6 year olds
and does exactly the same thing. I'm going to be 22 next month. *Sighs*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:16, closed)