All Irish mothers have a Mrs Doyle element.
'Would you two like a fry-up before you go out?'

'No mum, Sarah is a vegetarian.'

'So just a bacon sandwich then?'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:31, 10 replies)

This.
When I met Mrs Vagabond, we shared the enjoyment of Father Ted, though, when we watched it together, she'd be laughing at bits I wouldn't be.

I asked her why:

"Because it's like that!" she said.

"No it's not" said I, "It's a ridiculous, over-the-top stereotype"

Then I met her family.

"Will ya not have enuthor cop of tea now, Vagabond? Ah gwan ye will - we're aaall havin one come on now - and pass me that cayke there - we'll have some tea now, come on."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:34, closed)

that's bloody fantastic that is

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:59, closed)

Brilliant
clicky
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:42, closed)

My mum's the same
If she ever has builder's / workmen of any sort doing work at her house she will make them tea and sandwiches all day long, ignoring any protests.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:44, closed)

My mum would offer them cans of Guinness,

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:18, closed)

And a handjob too, I'll have you know
The last time i repaired her front gate anyway
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:22, closed)

And the gate is still broken.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:51, closed)

As are the back doors. Thoroughly shattered, believe me.
We are still talking in euphemisms, right?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:03, closed)

This is b3ta.
Of course we are.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:00, closed)

The Mrs Doyle Element
Sequel to the hit 1997 Luc Besson film?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:41, closed)