MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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To shit in your mum's cunt?Sounds like quick job to me.
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I dunno...if I have the paper with me I can spend the best part of an hour having a shit.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:50,
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ExactlyNothing like a leisurely shit with Private Eye as company. As the old saying goes:
A first class shit is better than a second class wank.
I think I'll have that on my gravestone.
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Thank youI shall bear all of the above in mind the next time I am squatting down over either of your mother's cunts.
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As will II'm sure the mother in question will be grateful that you're taking the time to do a proper job.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:34,
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I'm not sure grateful is the right wordGiven that she'll be handcuffed to a radiator throughout the procedure
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