MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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My mum, weary of me 'messing around' as she would tell it...Turned to me one day and started on about the "When are you going to settle down and find a wife..." speech (at this point snee's eyes glaze over) and added "and I don't mean someone else's!"
100% true...
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snee held his breath since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:45,
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Rather upsettinglyWhen I split up with one of my first proper girlfriends, my stepfather asked 'jokingly' "Can I have her number?"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:59,
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I can go one better.My stepdad once, late at night when my brother was sleeping, asked my brother's girlfriend to "hold" him because he was "lonely and misunderstood".
Thankfully my brother and I discussed it and avoided a prison sentence by simply telling the guy his cards were marked.
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