TRAPS
My mum is ever so slightly OCD. When I am home and she heads off to work she tends to leave me a little note, asking to hoover, dust e.t.c

Now I'm not a huge fan of any form of housework, so generally I make it the last thing I do before she gets home. I use the Jo Brand method of hoovering "Fuck it, that'll do"......

However, even if I were to spend an hour pushing the Dyson around the living room, I always get the same response form my mum.

Mum: Did you hoover?
Me: Yes
Mum: No you didn't, don't lie
Me:.....um
Mum: I know you didn't
Me: How? oh wise one.
Mum: I left traps!

Yes, my mum will spend at least 10 minutes before going to work, leaving little piles of crumbs in obscure places. Behind the sofa, under the rug...... She needs a hobby

Apparently she is allergic to cat hair and heavily asthmatic, which makes it understandable. But our cat died 6 years ago.

Just to add a few more.

I am not allowed to use the washing machine in case I break it
I am not allowed to take any washing unless it has been ironed, this includes socks
I am not allowed to drive over 30mph in the car
I get told off for opening the fridge as
a) it wastes electricity
b) I eat too much (despite my friends being force fed when they come round)

Oh, and I was once sat down on lectured on the misuse of drugs after my mum found filters in my room and a can of red bull in the bin.

Im 22 ladies and gentlemen

I love my mum :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:55, 1 reply)

I love your mum too.
Not in the sexy way, but in the way that I do. Because she has been forcefeeding me everytime I've set foot in your house for the last 16 years and all around being a saint. :)

You missed out the way she can shout your name in the most awesome scottish accent ever. :)


CCCHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISTOOPPHER!!!
( The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:59, closed)