My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Toilet destruction pornBack when I was 9-10ish one of the verminny kids at school brought in gentlemens relaxation pamphlet. Suddenly he was the most popular kid on the playground. I tried to force my way through the crowd to see the holy scriptures but could only catch a glimpse of what appeared to be a man with his tongue out (what for? wondered my innocent mind).
Anyway, bell rings and we all troop back into class. Next break there's an almighty crash. Teachers appear from everywhere and head to the toilets which were the source of noise. The boys bogs are now totally smashed to bits and being led out soaking wet, crying his eyes out sobbing "I'm sorry. I'm sorry." is the porn owning scratter. Turns out he'd tried to hide the mag behind one of the toilet cisterns and it had come away from the wall under his weight and fell onto the bowl thus wrecking both appliances. He was unhurt.
For some reasons our educators decided to show us the damage in pairs over the course of the rest of the day. As I looked over the piles of white rubble I could find no trace of the the mag and to this day still have no idea why the man had his tongue out. I had to wait another year or so before I stumbled upon a cousins jazz stash to discover my first real taste of porn. They were a lot hairier in them days.
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P45 Sent by my Bosch 509e in the year 2000, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 4:17,
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