My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Not the first one but...... there was a short-lived series of programs on channel 4 late at night called the 'red light zone'. It beat the usual odd shot of Lollo Ferrari's minge on Eurotrash which was the best CH4 had to offer before.
In particular I remember some short films- 1 of which involved a teenage boy who couldn't get any action, who saved an old witch from being run over. She then grants him 1 wish. Greedily he asks for for 2 wishes, a motorbike so he can impress the ladies & to have sex. On his first moonlight cruise on his new chopper the bike morphs into a bronze goddess who he 'rides' along the road. Hot stuff when you're a young wanker I tell you. (Vrooom Vroom Vrooom i have just discovered through the wonder of IMDB although upon viewing now its tame compared to the horrors of goatse now burned into my neurons forever)
Another one offered a guy who was constantly fantasizing about the 'buzzing' he heard coming from the room next door & it's single female occupant. Turns out the buzzing was a tit pump for saving milk for her baby.
The 'red light zone' along with the TV & video setup I had in my teenage bedroom (thanks Dad!) provided hours of tapes which could be rewound to the right spot & paused at will.
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Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 20:57,
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