My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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NOT 'How My Body Works'This isn't a story of my own first 'porn' experience, but rather of two good friends of mine.
Years ago, when we were all about 12, we were round at an older friend's house, sitting in his bedroom. The guy pulls out one of those 'How My Body Works' books, notably the one about reproduction. Anyway, he shows the two boys and tells them that if they go into separate rooms and pull on their twangers long enough, they'll 'get this really good feeling'.
We all had a laugh about it, and a few hours later, the my older mate goes to the bathroom to take a piss, not realising that one of the two boys he'd shown the book to had quietly disappeared about 5 minutes earlier. What he didn't expect to find when he opened the bathroom door however, was one of the lad standing there with his knob in his hand looking like he'd seen a ghost. Awkward silence ensued for a moment before the younger boy asked 'Am I doing it wrong?'.
Ahhh, mental scarring. Gotta love it.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 16:05, Reply)
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