According to the strangely coloured leaflet stuck in my door,
it's a long haired,bearded white man in a nice dress carrying a lamb through a brightly lit pastoral scene with a rainbow backdrop.

Which seems nice.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 13 May 2013, 4:21, 4 replies)

He can be your own personal Jesus;
If you send me money.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 13 May 2013, 4:43, closed)

As long as it's not to pay for that hooker you just fucked.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 May 2013, 6:49, closed)

Be nice.
She gets offended when you call her a hooker.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:05, closed)

Depends what he's planning to do to that lamb, really


... as an aside, I'm told that in the koran it prohibits followers from eating a lamb after they've fucked it.

It boggles me that this has ever been such a problem that it had to be explicitly mentioned in a holy book...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:21, closed)