Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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2 points2 points to the first poster to comb ine all 4 of this month's QOTWs into a single, coherent post.
The Nativity & God bits are easy, but let's hear someone add in a Shameful Penis and make a Pun.
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:38, 4 replies)
How's this:Sex makes your day, but sex in the back at a nativity play makes your 'whole week'.
I'm ashamed of that innuendo - but God told me to do it.
(That OK? I'd do a better one, but it's late and I'm tired.)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:14, closed)
I'm very tired, dear...The most shameful thing I've done with my penis is have a play with it on stage in Catholic school.
God, this is harder than I thought.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 1:09, closed)
.The world's biggest religion is born when Joseph denies his shameful act with the missus. What a cock-up.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:20,
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I'dlike to claim my 2 points. OK, it was punnage, but that's the point.
www.b3ta.com/questions/nativityplays/post396421
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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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