How to ruin it
For my secondary school years I went to a boarding school. I hated drama lessons and me and most of my mates would do sod all when we were in class. The teacher would attempt to get a play sorted for every year and I would always find a way for it to be cancelled.

The first year was knocked back after a bit of trouble was caused a few months before when a nutter from outside of school broke in and ruined most of the facilities (I had a hand in it but I avoided punishment)

The second year we used a fake terror threat to have the school on constant watch.

The third year everyone was pre-occupied with an escaped prisoner on the run and had #Ahem# been sighted near the grounds.

By the fourth year I was allowed to drop the course so I thankfully did. As I have got older it turns out that I have become a bit of a hypocrite as I was pissed off with the acting ability of the bloke that played me in the movies based on my life. I just hope his acting ability gets better for the Half Blood Prince.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, 4 replies)

Oof.
You had me (albeit in disbelief) until the last line. Nice work!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, closed)

smooth
very smooth.
(Ja For Sure, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, closed)

......
I don't get it?
(keyboardman, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:49, closed)

Its one of my usual attempts to write a fictional character into QOTW
I was writing it from the POV of Harry Potter. Saying he had other regular classes as well as the ones mentioned in the books/ films.

Hopefully the incidents I mentioned are in the right order of the series (I can write them up in a reply if you want but I think that may be too much).
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:35, closed)