I did a very bad thing...
Tis all true I really swears,
I pointed at the star,
but all I got were stares.

I gesticulated and sought,
Reason and, an agreement,
but they ne'er gave it a thought.

"Right," goes I,
I will go onward alone,
and on I went, no lie.

Followed the star by foot,
for miles across the plains,
until I realised, I needed the toot!

I hurried ever faster,
praying the star would bring,
a place to release the liquidy blaster.

And lo! the star brough a barn to hide behind,
a quick glance around,
then I flopped myself out and paid no mind.

I whizzed and whizzed until,
relived, I looked up,
to see the a face that looked pale and ill.

Not one face I saw to my horror (and anger),
but two! a mother and - Gods above,
a baby in a friggen manger!

although, the baby t'were like a Gnat,
I gave it a play and then,
slunk out of town like a rat

no apologies for length. You fucking loved it. three points to whoever finds the Pun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:30, 5 replies)

Is it....
"Gnat, I gave it a play?"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:37, closed)

three points to you sir!
yes. I'm sorry - I know it's terrible.

I tried it on a friend first and she missed it which was why I thought I'd give it points.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:02, closed)

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Woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:16, closed)

This is a great!
Great little read, this! Loved it! You've got alot of talent. Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:37, closed)

thanks!
I was a bit nervous - haven't ever posted anything like this before!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:07, closed)