Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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I was once up in the High Court for necrophilliaI was sent down for eight years, my defense team were useless. They claimed she was drunk and gagging for it.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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Fun fact:"Sexual penetration with a corpse was made illegal (in the UK) under the Sexual Offences Act 2003."
Someone must've done something reaaaaaaally bad in 2002...
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Cawl, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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Yeah... I mean, like all taboos, it's been brokenSo clearly, the fact that people occasionaly have indulged in necrophilia was not enough to trigger the law to be passed. So what was it? I'm imagining something big, and for some reason the image invovles a giggling madman laughing manicaly as he shags a corpse senseless on the top of an open top double decker tourbus as it drives past some sort of royal meeting of a forgien dignitary.
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I used to be anecrophiliac........................
................until some rotten cunt split on me.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18,
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