Hello, my names Porkylips and I’m an addict.
I’ve been a user now for 1 year 8 months and 29 days. At first it was just the sniggering fun of Buffy’s Sweary Keyboard via Rathergood. Then I noticed the main board, so many amusing (and some very talented) entries. They kept me distracted for minutes as I scrolled through history like a newborn sucking at the teat of humour. Then I noticed Talk. Not really to my taste so I moved on sharpish. To Links, the nearest B3ta gets to a public service (and there’s nowt like a public service to get the blood rushing). Helped kill many a quiet moment. You will notice the orderly progression along the top line and are probably way ahead of me. Good. Join the vast bulk of the human race. They are way ahead of me too. But I don’t care because I found a new home. A home for bitter, twisted, sick, cynical, sweet, caring and overall humane people (I don’t care, I like you).

QOTW isn’t earth shatteringly life enhancing, it is a wonderfully varied and often thought-provoking place. It has changed even in the short time I’ve been a member. And here is the kicker – I don’t care. I still enjoy this place and I don’t want help, I’m happy in my delusional state. I know QOTW isn’t a real place but I’m happy with my delusion.

My names Porkylips and I’m a happy addict.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:42, 3 replies)

Joins Porkylips self-help group.
*stands up*

2 years 4 months and 1 day. Something that feels this good can't be wrong. Can it?
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:45, closed)

In my jaded experience of life
everything that feels good is wrong - either illegal, immoral, fattening or Just Plain Wrong.

So, yes, time on QOTW should be spent looking for work, doing work, or learning a foreign language / doing the ironing / helping the sick and poor.

Shame I'm such a lazy tosser that it's better than the alternatives of staring into space / wanking / playing computer games / angsting.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:49, closed)

Or, indeed,
all four at once.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:05, closed)

You've
been on my watch list for a while. By they I mean I always keep an eye for your posts - they're generally worth reading...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:26, closed)

Agrees!
:)
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:30, closed)

Oh AWESOME!
This post prompted me to check my own length of service...

It's my third B3ta-day!!!

(shoves cake down face-hole).
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:31, closed)