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Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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I can trump all of these "I played a tree" or "I played a cow" stories.

In second year junior school I played . . .

A patch of darkness.

Oh yes. Myself and 4 or 5 others dressed entirely in black with black face paint on a dimly lit stage.

I don't think the headmaster liked me.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, 3 replies)
Is fucking hilarious!

As I tried to suppress an office lol, I have just made a loud, tight-lipped 'mmmmpf-ppfft' sound, thusly causing everyone to turn round and see the line of snot that had dribbled down my face.

EDIT: if only CHCB had known about this, she never would have ran out of roles to dish out to people in her play...not that I've got anything against 127 sheep ;)

EDIT 2: *Clicks*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:02, closed)
Thankyou, Sir
Your reply deserves a *click* of its own!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:50, closed)
Corking! It's good to see some imagination going into traumatising children instead of relying on more traditional methods sch as thrashing or perving.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, closed)

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