there was once a girl in our class called
Fanny feeler. Because at any time of the day - her hand would be rubbing away. Assembly, at her desk, in the play ground.

She was quite famous for her strange act.

Anyway, it was quite amusing when i was sifting through some old photos of me, and there in a School nativity, Stage lights shining, sitting next to me on a temporary stage in our sports hall, at the ripe age of about 6 or so, is Fanny feeler with her hand between her legs, pulling a face of extreme concentration. And me sitting next to her oblivious.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, 5 replies)

a girl on my course at uni
was noted for doing this in lectures, in the library...

the dirty welsh slag.

her qualifications for doing a civil engineering degree? A levels in Maths, PE and Dance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:58, closed)

What a coincidence...!

That was my nickname at school too!

before the arrest and multiple restraining orders
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:59, closed)

i like the sound of this
After passed this nugget of fun on to a saf afrikan friend of mine, he maintains he knew someone at school in SAF land called "Fanie de Feoler"

I don't believe him, but i did like it!
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:47, closed)

Marion the minge masher
at my primary school.

She's got about twenty kids now.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:03, closed)

I'm not saying this was the case for this person...
... but that is classic "abused child" behaviour. Sorry for lack of funnies, but it is.
(rampants, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:35, closed)