Near Death Experiences
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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When i was a nipper, i had incredible stomach pains during my P.E lesson. My teacher, being a cold hearted banshee, decided that i was fine and i kept running. Then, after i collapsed and a girl screamed, she sent me to the medical room. While there, the nurse asked how i was. Not being able to answer as i was in so much pain, she decided to send for my grand-dad. When he saw the look on my face, he took me straight down the hospital. He was a great man. As soon a we ran through the doors, a doctor saw to me and after checking me over said " We're going to take you to the operating theatre". I shit mself! And the last thing i remember about the experience was the doctor shouting " his appendix has ruptured!!". Then i woke up a day and a half later, right as rain! Hooray!
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 18:26, Reply)
When i was a nipper, i had incredible stomach pains during my P.E lesson. My teacher, being a cold hearted banshee, decided that i was fine and i kept running. Then, after i collapsed and a girl screamed, she sent me to the medical room. While there, the nurse asked how i was. Not being able to answer as i was in so much pain, she decided to send for my grand-dad. When he saw the look on my face, he took me straight down the hospital. He was a great man. As soon a we ran through the doors, a doctor saw to me and after checking me over said " We're going to take you to the operating theatre". I shit mself! And the last thing i remember about the experience was the doctor shouting " his appendix has ruptured!!". Then i woke up a day and a half later, right as rain! Hooray!
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 18:26, Reply)
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