Near Death Experiences
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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of death and stuff.....
Jan '03, I'm on my way to an appointment on a saturday morning, in my nice shiny Fiat Punto (which was 6 months old....) and I'm tootling along the country lanes, slow as you like beacuse it was January, it was cold and there was ice, came to the bend, turned the wheel...nothing, nada,zilch, the wheel wouldn't turn, the car wouldn't brake either, I'd driven onto a patch of black ice, and slid off the road. I ended up upside down in a field... (memo to self...next time, when upside down in a field, and you go to release the seatbelt remember Gravity!) and the car was written off. Then there was the time I was on a coach coming back from Alton Towers or somewhere like that, at the back, fast alseep, when the tyre that is underneath the bus where I'm sat decides to explode... 'What the fuck was that?' i ask as i wake up.... the little children on the bus learnt a new word that day.
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 23:14, Reply)
Jan '03, I'm on my way to an appointment on a saturday morning, in my nice shiny Fiat Punto (which was 6 months old....) and I'm tootling along the country lanes, slow as you like beacuse it was January, it was cold and there was ice, came to the bend, turned the wheel...nothing, nada,zilch, the wheel wouldn't turn, the car wouldn't brake either, I'd driven onto a patch of black ice, and slid off the road. I ended up upside down in a field... (memo to self...next time, when upside down in a field, and you go to release the seatbelt remember Gravity!) and the car was written off. Then there was the time I was on a coach coming back from Alton Towers or somewhere like that, at the back, fast alseep, when the tyre that is underneath the bus where I'm sat decides to explode... 'What the fuck was that?' i ask as i wake up.... the little children on the bus learnt a new word that day.
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 23:14, Reply)
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