At a certain (nameless)...
...theme park in the UK (look its NOT Drayton Manor, ok!) About 5 of us got on the pirate ship ride (you know the one thats like a huge swing). As it started swinging we realised that the safty barriers that hold you into the seat were not down. We all held on for dear life (screaming at the attendent who ignored us because everybody screams.) Eventuallly a well thrown wallet caught the bitch around the head and she realised and hit the emergency stop button. Another 3 or 4 swings and the ride would have hit the vertical and the pavement would have taken a lot of cleaning! And what did we get as way of apology? Yup thats right; free all summer passes to Drayton Manor!

Oh oh oh... Swallowed a wasp outa a can or carlsberg export once (thats not relevant!) the wasp wasn't very pleased and stung me in the throat to prove it, its not much fun trying to tell people you can't breath and then to them explain why you can't breath all when you can't breath!
( Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 8:17, Reply)