Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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I once nearly drowned in the river they filmed Deliverance onbut for the purposes of this question I feel it more appropriate to invent something like:
blah blah stupid teen snigger snigger hot hatch chortle fucking chortle cider and paracetamol ho diddly cunting ho nearly killed a busload of schoolchildren
what a bunch of utter cunts
and for once I really do mean that
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:44,
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