Near Death Experiences
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Lost a fight to barbed wire once
When I was about 7, I thought it would be a laff to climb a tree, cos Ninjas kick ass. Only prob being, the tree thought otherwise, and the branch I was on snapped. I fell 10 foot and landed on a hidden rusty barbed wire fence, and got barbed wire embedded just above my adam's apple. Cue lots of running home with blood pishing out of my neck screaming.
After laughing about it in hospital, the docs said that another centimetre higher would've punchered a main vein and I would have bled to death. Not too keen on trees now. But ninjas are still sweet.
( , Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:00, Reply)
When I was about 7, I thought it would be a laff to climb a tree, cos Ninjas kick ass. Only prob being, the tree thought otherwise, and the branch I was on snapped. I fell 10 foot and landed on a hidden rusty barbed wire fence, and got barbed wire embedded just above my adam's apple. Cue lots of running home with blood pishing out of my neck screaming.
After laughing about it in hospital, the docs said that another centimetre higher would've punchered a main vein and I would have bled to death. Not too keen on trees now. But ninjas are still sweet.
( , Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:00, Reply)
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