long time ago my missus....
... was working as an AuPair in London (the way all cute swedish girls seem to do) and was worknig for a particularly cuastic bitch who's parenting skiils could have been bettered only by her suicide.

At 9:00am, a particulary tired little AuPair wakes to hear a screaming-rumbling noise near her head, and gets out of bed to investigate... just as she nears the door, a drill bit of Disturbing length came blasting through the wallpaper right next to her head, stopping rather close to her pretty face...

Apparently the family had packed up and left for the weekend without even informing thier AuPair that they'd be gone...
The "workmen" were in to "fix the house" (re-build everything 18 times as the caustic whore continually changed the specs and designs) and were told that the house was empty and that they should "carry on".

The poor fella nearly died of shock when he reasilsed that his prized 12mm Masonry bit had nearly taken her eye out...

4 inches away from being a very exiting story....
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 1 Dec 2004, 12:27, Reply)