Stupid chavs
Living in Essex, I go to school with a fair few number of chavs. One day one of them brought in a flashy silver lighter, and told people he couldn't get it to work. Me liking fire A LOT, I decided to have a go.

Cue his chav mates laughing a lot as I get a small electric shock from the joke lighter. Meh, it was pretty funny I guess, and I did help him do it to other people.

Unfortunately I was out of the room when he gave the lighter to one of the Eastern European students we have. Who has a rare heart defect. Who held the lighter in his left hand.

I rushed into the room on hearing "oh shit oh shit OH SHIT!!!" from the chav, and saw said Eastern European guy lying on the floor not moving.

Luckily there was a teacher knowledgable in First Aid nearby. Paramedics were called, rather pointlessly because he was fine after the teacher saw to him. But he could have died.

His near death experience, however, was nothing compared to how close the chav came to death from shitting himself at the bollocking he received from various staff members, parents, other pupils etc.
( Detrius521, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 22:47, Reply)