Near Death Experiences
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Fell 50ft.........
.....from the 4th storey of a balcony whilst on a ski trip (on the last night luckily), although no snow on the ground at resort level for cushioned comedy landing- Very drunk. Reason I fell? Thought it would be a good idea to climb into my neighbours balcony "For a better view". All I remember is thinking "Oh Shiiiii...*Thudump* as my head hit the next balcony below and I fell rag dolled and unconscious to the ground below. Friends freaked out - Apparrently I just got up and started running about so they had to restrain me.
No breaks though, and for some reason no ski insurance (???) so had to hobble home the next day in agony to go to A&E back home...Tore ligaments from neck to base of back... and a nasty bruise on my leg where I had a stolen stashed glass ashtray in my combat trooser pockets.
So no - No white light, no visions of the pearly gates, Just a feeling of dread......Morbid dread
Girth & Length is what makes the world a better place.
( , Thu 2 Dec 2004, 13:18, Reply)
.....from the 4th storey of a balcony whilst on a ski trip (on the last night luckily), although no snow on the ground at resort level for cushioned comedy landing- Very drunk. Reason I fell? Thought it would be a good idea to climb into my neighbours balcony "For a better view". All I remember is thinking "Oh Shiiiii...*Thudump* as my head hit the next balcony below and I fell rag dolled and unconscious to the ground below. Friends freaked out - Apparrently I just got up and started running about so they had to restrain me.
No breaks though, and for some reason no ski insurance (???) so had to hobble home the next day in agony to go to A&E back home...Tore ligaments from neck to base of back... and a nasty bruise on my leg where I had a stolen stashed glass ashtray in my combat trooser pockets.
So no - No white light, no visions of the pearly gates, Just a feeling of dread......Morbid dread
Girth & Length is what makes the world a better place.
( , Thu 2 Dec 2004, 13:18, Reply)
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