Near Death Experiences II
	
	Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
 
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	Trying 
 	One of Dr. Shambo's home made pizzas!!!
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:26,
	
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	Beat me to it.
 	
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 Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:27,
	
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	I really 
 	should have given you first dibs on this....Soz
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:38,
	
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	Has Shambo been stepped?
 	
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Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:29,
	
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	In a word, no
 	
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:32,
	
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	dunno who you are. soz
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:31,
	
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	Alberts
 	comedy account....Clearly
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:33,
	
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	oh boy
 	I hope you're as hilarious as his other one.
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:40,
	
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	Signs 
 	point to yes.
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:45,
	
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	Am I the only one who actually thought it looked quite tasty?
 	
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 May 2014, 18:38,
	
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	I suspect it looks a bit ropey if you're used to eating identikit German frozen 'pizza' piled high with pineapple and fucknowswat.
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 19:04,
	
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	Pizza Ristorante.... the real Italian pizzeria taste!...
 	BY DOKTOR ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖETKER.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 May 2014, 19:14,
	
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	why would anybody buy food from somebody whose name sounds like a dry heave?
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:24,
	
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