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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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I don't suppose anybody will point out that they had mobile gatsos on the m1 before 1995.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:21, 2 replies)
Never mind that, pre the forth lane being built
getting above 60 would be a notable acheivement, in and of itself.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30, closed)
whoa there, hoss!
I hope we're not suggesting that little billy bullshit can't even be bothered inventing new lies for a new question
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:35, closed)
Heaven forefend!
I believe every word he has ever typed. Indeed, I pride myself on my credulity.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:39, closed)
wanna buy a coffee machine?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:54, closed)
If it is made by Jura I will consider it.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:03, closed)
it can be made by whoever you want it to be, hunny

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:06, closed)
Can I please order the Ferran Adrià Gaggia

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:15, closed)
certo
Gaz me your bank details and mother's maiden name and a recent picture of your shaven balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 19:07, closed)
My credit card has a "valid from" date of July 2024.
Hope that's acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:12, closed)
seems legit

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 18:47, closed)
Plus pretty much constant roadworks and contra flows at various points for the last 30 years

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