Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I've been in a car (a fucked Opel ascona for shit 1980s car nerds) during a high speed blow outI say high speed ... we were on the long slope of the A6 past Kendal where teenagers used to go to die. I doubt we even touched 100 before it asploded.
I wish it had been as exciting as billy bullshit's fantasy version.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:26,
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are you certain that aliens did not abduct at the exact moment of the blowout?(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:33,
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Did you pass out like a nancy in full view of the fuzz?(, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:49, closed)
nah ... we were all too wrecked on cider and dexys(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:05,
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My mum liked DexysCome on Eileen dhafsdiofsdsdiohsdifdidaidaidiovdionsdioiovvsdio
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 21:29,
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most of the dexys we got came from people's mumsdocs used to hand them out to housewives like sweets in the 70s and 80s
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:24,
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that and Tenuate Dospan - she is a fatty.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:06,
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