Near Death Experiences II
Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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( , Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Well, he probably doesn't want to get sausaged by homosexual rapists.
( , Sat 17 May 2014, 8:59, 1 reply)
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Y'know, I've met several homosexuals, and they've never tried to rape me.
I must be really unattractive. :(
( , Sat 17 May 2014, 9:13, closed)
I must be really unattractive. :(
( , Sat 17 May 2014, 9:13, closed)
You probably weren't tied to a lampost in Soho whilst on your stag do.
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