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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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I cleaned up with my boxers and my "pants" were jeans.
I apologise profusely for any confusion I may have caused
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:19, 1 reply)
Denim underwear?
Sounds itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:35, closed)
pants means trousers, you southern jessy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:58, closed)
now hold on there.
we're not Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 17 May 2014, 12:01, closed)
Damn right The LOVELIEST Sidekick.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 17 May 2014, 15:35, closed)
Fuck off back to Septicstan,
or wherever it is you people come from.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 17 May 2014, 15:29, closed)
You've been living in forrin too long Doc.
Pants means pants.
Trousers means trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 17 May 2014, 15:34, closed)
Not forrin.
It were always pants oop north before they were called trousers by t'working class. Lucky if we had undercrackers at all and if we did it were them white but greying breathable shorts with a vertical fly or as the armed forces referred to them "drawers, cellular, anti glare".
/history of knickers blog.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 17 May 2014, 17:07, closed)
As if Northerns even HAVE a language.
They don't even count as human. They're only a bit more evolved than Ginges.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 17 May 2014, 17:09, closed)
Bit of displacement going on here I think.
Is you a forrin or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 17 May 2014, 21:51, closed)

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