Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Apologies in advanceI had a friend from Newcastle who got into a bit of financial trouble and in a bid to help him avoid a bad credit rating, I offered to pay some of his creditors off. I was met with the response "They're nee yerr debts.".
Downloading shame now.
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Was your "friend" from Newcastle-under-Lyme?Did you have his testicles in a vice-like grip?
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:01,
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Are you implying I made this up? I resent that sir and demand satisfaction.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:57, closed)
But I cant get no sat IS fac Tion(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:19,
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