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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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You needed to almost drown to realise that visiting Rhyl was a bad idea?

(, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:45, 3 replies)
Beat me to it
Rhyl....
I mean.... c'mon... it's Rhyl.
(, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:03, closed)
i know, i know
but they had a wave machine!
(, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:45, closed)
Wave Machine == Drowning Device

(, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:01, closed)
it sounded cool at the time

(, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:17, closed)
rhyl sun centre was ace when you were a teen
you got to dry hump* your class mates while peering at more attractive women in their swimming cosies.

(* only ... you know ... wet)
(, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:01, closed)
I went to Rhyl before the Sun Centre was there.
It rained. A LOT.
And my mam tells me that I spent most of the week shouting "OI! COCONUT HEAD!" at a little boy with cancer, or nits.
And someone in my family has a photo of me and 7 or 8 of my cousins all crammed into / onto a single dodgem car like the fucking Ant Hill Mob.
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