Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Are you sure that the "EX" was **REEEEAAAALLLLLYYYY** in the army??It is fucking clear as day that all exercises UNLESS ABSOLUTELY STATED THAT LIVE ROUNDS WILL BE USED mean that a BIG FUCKING YELLOW FLASH SUPPRESSOR WILL be fitted to the barrel end of any weapon.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 21 May 2014, 22:12,
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I've got this one:SWIPEY'S EX CONFIRMED AS EDSMEDS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 May 2014, 22:45,
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Yeah but the yellow flash-suppressors only came in in the late 1980's iirc.Swipey's ex was probably older than me.
And I'm older than God.
*Armpit trouserses it up a bit*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 May 2014, 22:47,
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Flash suppressors - LOLThey aren't flash suppressors they are blank-firing adaptors(BFA). If they aren't on automatic rifles won't cycle the ammo.
This board is full of bloody walter mitteys - just like her ex.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:20,
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Nonsense You switch between live and blank rounds by changing the magazine for one marked with different coloured tape.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:04,
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