NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I was a little cuntwhen I was a student, probably still am, anyway.
My neighbours came round with a gift for me, a nice pair of headphones. "Why do you have to play your music so loud?" they asked. "Because otherwise I can't hear it when I'm hoovering" I replied.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:16,
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this was methe summer between school and uni (but after everyone else had returned to school).
apparently i cost someone 10 grand on an evaluation of thier house one morning
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i never do the housework without musici told the neighbours this when i moved in, but i also said that, if it was too loud, they should knock and let me know and i'd turn it down.
so far, not a single complaint.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:44,
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