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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Pat and Les
I live next door to a lovely couple, you couldn't ask for nicer neighbours, problem is I've forgotten who is Pat and who is Les.

Is it Patrick/ Patricia, or is it Lesley / Leslie.

I cant ask them its been too long.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:04, 3 replies)
Maureen or Margaret? You decide....
I know exactly what you mean. We have a lovely lady 2 doors down from us who always asks about the kids and the dog. She's really lovely. Lost her husband a few years back not long after they moved in. Real shame.

Can't for the life of us remember if she's Maureen or Margaret. It's too long to ask her, and I've asked the neighbours in between that many times, I'm too embarrassed to ask again. Now, we send a christmas card to "no. 16". Very personal.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:51, closed)
call her Mo
you might just get away with it
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:25, closed)
I was going to suggest
getting up early one morning and stealing a look at her mail, but I guess if you live in Britain she probably has a slot in the door instead of an outside letterbox.

So clearly you'll just have to hide in her front garden and ambush the postman instead.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:13, closed)

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