NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Nosey granny sees The HorrorA quickie this.
The old lady who moved in opposite us was apparently fascinated by the doings of the Clan D household. She developed the habit of standing at her window, staring at us.
I developed the habit of standing at the window in my pants, grinning like a wanking gibbon. Sometimes I waved.
She rediscovered the joys of closed curtains.
There are times when being the same shape as Mick Foley has its advantages.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:21, 2 replies)
urgha mental image i didn't want
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Hahathe first time I read that as "wanking like a grinning gibbon" and was suitably impressed.
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