NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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ive had a fair old moan on here about how my staggeringly well paid life ground to a halti'd just like to apologise for moaning
i cant imagine how you managed to not kill him
seriously
(if its any consolation i'm still on the dole)
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:07,
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!Makes all my previous neighbours seem like a very very mild irritation in comparison!
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we all get shit neighbours at some point or otherthe trick is not to let the fuckers win.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:17,
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i did want to kill himbut he always had his mates with him. i think i'll save my killing spree until i've got a clock tower to climb, a terminal illness and a fierce determination to go out in a blaze of glory!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:16,
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