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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Time warp
When I was a bloody student the last of our student rents was actually a nice house (the other 2 were so stupendously rough it would be rude to shitholes to call them shitholes)

It was in a quiet cul-de-sac and when we moved in a load of kids were playing football in the street. So me and one of my house mates went out and had a kick about with them. We had loads of fun. This happened fairly regularly

When it was hot in May we had a massive street-wide water fight. Our kitchen & bathroom being used for refills (the mums weren't happy about loads of wet kids running in and out their houses fucking up their carpets) once again we had loads of fun.

Later that year I was studying for my finals and the doorbell rang, I went and answered it. One of the kids form the street was there holding a football

"Can you come out and play?"
awwwww so sweeeet so I said "Sorry my mum wont let me" which was sort of true because I needed to pass my degree or my mum would have been furious ;o)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:54, 6 replies)
I love this story
you raging paedo.

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:08, closed)
it was 1990

paedos weren't invented back then
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:18, closed)
i love that
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:33, closed)
Made me go Awwwwwwwww out loud and now everyone is looking at me.......
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:07, closed)
this sounds like me
my brother calls me leader of the under-5's club
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:07, closed)
Got the (wet) Tshirt
I had the kids in our cul-de-sac do much the same thing with my beloved.

"Can MrsScars come out to play? We're having a water fight."

Lenght? They could have had yer eye out.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:44, closed)

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