We used to have a Neighbour from Hell
They were nicknamed "The Rottweiler" even though they never owned a dog. It just seemed to describe them perfectly.
Luckily they lived across the road and to the side a bit from us so we never really had major problems but their next door neighbours (good family friends) got the brunt of it. Here's the list of The Rottweilers' worst behaviour:

1) Ringing their neighbours' doorbell at 8am on a sunday demanding that they move their car so that the Rots' can park in front of their house and wash their car (only done when they knew it was only the mum and her kids in)

2) Cars parked infront of The Rots' house would usualy end up vandalised. Mirrors off, paint scratched etc.

3) When husband tried to ask them not to wake them up so early the Rot dad attacked him and then called the police on neighbour. Didn't work as he was already on parole for road rage and only escaped jail as the dad refused to press charges.

4) Our friendly neighbours, the dad had MS, it was a very hard thing to see, such a lively love-filled man to slowly succumb to this illness. We were very close and it was horrid. Of course the Rots refused to move their 2nd and 3rd cars to allow their disabled neighbour to park infront of his house. Not great when, even parked right outside, it took him 5 minutes to get to his door. (but of course The Rots still harassed anyone parked infront of their house)

5) When the above-mentioned dad finally left this world The Rots refused to move their cars to make room for the hearse. Mum, grandparents, neighbours etc. kept asking and were told to fcuk off. Did you know that lots of layers of pee eventually starts to strip car paint? I do now.

On a lighter note. They day they moved out we had a big party and a lot of the street stood on the street and waved them off with unpleasant gestures.

*Edit, feel free to correct my grammar, I'll edit it to fix it.

*Edit2, Thanks for the seplling corrections.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:14, 4 replies)

You did ask
Heighbour - Neighbour
succum - succumb
herse - hearse
fcuk - Oh, I see

Have a click for me being a twat
(Mork, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:23, closed)

Your grammar looks fine
Some of the spelling could be improved though:

Heighbour - Neighbour
Rotweiler - Rottweiler
Rotweilers - Rottweilers'
neighbours - neighbours'
infront - in front
Rot's - Rots'
Mirros - Mirrors
escape - escaped
love filled - love-filled
succum - succumb
harrased - harassed
above mentioned - above-mentioned
finaly - finally
herse - hearse
eventualy - eventually
alot - a lot
unpleasent - unpleasant
geastures - gestures
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:29, closed)

grammer - grammar
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:08, closed)

Ar....
*twitch*
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:48, closed)