Should've just delivered a swift knee to the happysacks
Big men go down with a crash.

Out of interest do you know which part of England he was from??? I've got a theory certain parts of England are full of utter cunts and just wondering if he's from one of these areas?
( SpankyHanky, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:08, 1 reply)

very possibly Essex
or maybe Cuntshire, although i couldn't be sure..

oh, and he called his kid Stefan, and shouted his bedroom window, to the 2 year old, that "daddy won't love you anymore if you don't go down the slide" referring to the new slide i had just purchased from the argos....which really sums it all up!

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(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:38, closed)

Hmmmm
Essex... Know some nice people from there and some utter cunts... My theory doesn't appear to be very sound.

But if he's named his son Stefan that makes him a bona fide 100% cunt in my book. The only people who are allowed to be named Stefan are forrin footballers, tennis players, and most of the population of Sweden. Anyone else with this name, or anyone who bestows this name onto some poor unfortunate is quite obviously a cunt.

And that goes for Tarquins and Saffrons too.

And anyone who looks like they're a cunt regardless of their name.

Cunts...

(Think I might go and live on a mountain somewhere. ..... ..... alone.... .....)
( SpankyHanky, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:47, closed)

Ha ha!
I know a Stefan - he's a decent bloke, but his dad's a cunt.

QED, methinks.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:27, closed)

Ah, Essex
What God dug the Thames Estuary for.

(In this Kentish Man's humble opinion).
(Neil_E_There didn't the Aussies used to be good at cricket?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:31, closed)