NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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I let a tide of slurry miss the toilet by mere inch's once,but although drunk - I was fully aware of what I was doing, I blame pound a pint theakstons.
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