Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Orange Peel
Cats hate the stuff more than life itself - just figure out which bits they like using as a litter tray, or where they come into the garden, and chuck some down, and they'll stay well clear.
Alternatively, a super soaker can do wonders :)
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:28, 1 reply)
Cats hate the stuff more than life itself - just figure out which bits they like using as a litter tray, or where they come into the garden, and chuck some down, and they'll stay well clear.
Alternatively, a super soaker can do wonders :)
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:28, 1 reply)
I'll have to try that
Fuck knows I've already tried everything else.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:42, closed)
Fuck knows I've already tried everything else.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:42, closed)
PS
Keeping the grass under about 2 cm seems to do the trick, though it does mean my lawn is now yellow.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:44, closed)
Keeping the grass under about 2 cm seems to do the trick, though it does mean my lawn is now yellow.
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