NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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yawnthis is fucking dire. but you have some fans judging from the above. then again so do n sync so that means little to nothin
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.At least Frank can spell, and use grammar. Even if it is unadulterated porn, you've been missed, Frank.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:06,
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I lovethis type of thing.
I once was inspired to drain the dregs from my hairy barrels by one of his stories (the one about the teacher sat on his lap).
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:20,
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where as you....are a story telling genius... www.b3ta.com/questions/helpdesk/post531144
...or dull cunt.
Take your pick.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:29,
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Well then,let's see you top his writing.
Come on, the floor's open. Let's see what you have to offer.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 3:06,
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