Dunno
if this counts as a neighbour (I live in on-site college accommodation and they are across the hall.) Now most people are pretty easy to live with, and I'm very laid-back- loud music doesn't bother me at all etc, but there are some things that go beyond the pale.

Being an insomniac I am awake past the hours of other people's loud music, and I relish the quiet hours of very early mornings. So hearing the orgasmic shriek of this across the hall neighbour was disturbing. Given that my room was at least 40 feet and 4 solid doors away. Not so bad if it's once, but combined with an extreme open-ness about sexual habits that they shared, made it very uncomfortable. I had to stop using the shared loo after one of their stories (who knew you could do that with a dildo?)

Both lovely people, but I could have lived quite happily without ever knowing just what did it for them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:17, 7 replies)

I think it's your duty to share this knowledge
You know what they say after all: a burden shared is burden halved...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:26, closed)

trust me
this was not a sexy manoeuvre. It would make you feel ill. I may have to bear this burden alone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:28, closed)

we'll be the judge of that
TELL US!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:34, closed)

think..
for usage of two people, but with the male partner having an unfortunate side-effect, and liberally coating the loo with shit.

Not exactly the Kama Sutra, and you can probably see why I didn't use that loo anymore
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:43, closed)

ah, right
i've got gay friends, one of whom suffers from severe IBS, so this doesn't bother me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:17, closed)

trust me
people being gay does not bother me (they're a straight couple anyway) but it severely bothers me the idea that they could not only do that in a shared bathroom, but could tell me about it without blinking an eye
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:27, closed)

yeah
i guess it's the whole TMI thing, it can be really uncomfortable standing there and listening to them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:39, closed)