Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Like these souless cunts
www.peopleagainstmotocross.org.uk/index.htm
They closed the forum down due to an influx of angry bikers .
Nimby wankers
( , Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:41, 2 replies)
www.peopleagainstmotocross.org.uk/index.htm
They closed the forum down due to an influx of angry bikers .
Nimby wankers
( , Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:41, 2 replies)
Unusual choice of metaphor by them
About a motocross track being like a pernnial weed, which will keep on growing: It's true. There's this one course, founded just after WW2, which due to a lack of local opposition is now 3,870 miles long; currently growing at a rate of two hundred metres an hour. Participants who drive slowly enough will never complete a lap; and some have even been known to die of old age whilst finishing their first circuit; and due to the requirments of supervision and first aid coverage, requires the highest steward-to-participant ratio on earth.
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About a motocross track being like a pernnial weed, which will keep on growing: It's true. There's this one course, founded just after WW2, which due to a lack of local opposition is now 3,870 miles long; currently growing at a rate of two hundred metres an hour. Participants who drive slowly enough will never complete a lap; and some have even been known to die of old age whilst finishing their first circuit; and due to the requirments of supervision and first aid coverage, requires the highest steward-to-participant ratio on earth.
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these are the kind of anal fuckers
who will tie you up in a 20-year fatuous legal battle about your privet hedge growing leaves half an inch over their property line.
( , Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:46, closed)
who will tie you up in a 20-year fatuous legal battle about your privet hedge growing leaves half an inch over their property line.
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