I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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which says to me he was a responsible neighbour. And there actually was a Tortoise. Better than the promise of puppies then a lovely ride in the boot of the car.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:41, Reply)
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