NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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stalker..not meA couple of years ago I had a short-term house share on the go. I worked in Bournemouth and lived there during the week, coming home on fridays. No complaints.
Nice street. Quiet neighbours. Anyways, as part of the "lets make friends with the neighbours" campaign i nodded hello (no need to go to far) to next door. They nod back.
Then no nodding.
One day i see their 7 year old playing in the front garden as I am going in.
"hello" says I
"do you live there?" says the little one
"well, yes, i do"
"my mum and dad have a picture of you on our fridge door"
I was then filled with dread that i look like some kiddie fiddler that the local school has warned parents to be wary of and warn their kids about.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:58, 3 replies)
cracking'my mum and dad have a picture of you on our fridge door'
caused water/screen interface. Great stuff.
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That sounds likeone of those unbelievably sinister lines from a horror film. I would be more worried about waking up without my kidneys!
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Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:44,
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we have a picture of you on our fridge dooror it could be a exceptionally lrage screw end in the shape of a face..
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