NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I'd rather not get involvedBeen there before.
There was the one who used to do petty stuff like kick my bin over when I put it out for the dustmen, it escalated to vandalising my car, three punctured tyres, ended up with threats of physical violence.
Then another who played really fucking loud music all weekend every weekend. I asked him to turn it down and he accused me of being racist. So I thought "fuck him", went out and bought a powerful amp and gave him some back. Felt a bit better but still stressed to fuck.
It's like being back at school, being picked on by the bigger boys.
Just want a quiet life.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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mtfucomplain in the morning to who ever you can - just report them as having heroin/stolen goods/imported tungsten light bulbs... etc... Before morning is out slash all his tyres and order him some pizzas.
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