you want to use my toilet?
Now i like my neighbours. they are an Italian couple and live - not suprisingly next door - the other half of a semi.

Their house mirrors mine...50's semi. They moved in a few years after me - my house is more modern and doesnt smell of pasta.

Mrs Italian knocks on the front door

"ello init"
she comes in and declines a cup of tea.
"I wanna do toilet" - a bit odd as you could just go next door but i point her to the recently converted cupboard off the hallway had been converted in to a downstairs toilet. When i say "toilet", I mean "room just big enough to have a wee in provided you do it standing up"

pops her head round the corner...just as Mr Italian knocks on the front door
"oh, Mr Italian, he want to do toilet too"
by some act of contortionism he manages to squueze in too. This is just wrong. they are having italian sex in my toilet i thinks.

Then out they pop - imagine twins being born at the same time,

"Yeah, it good...we do toilet like yours too"

They want to make a toilet.

The really disturbing thing was not that, but one of them managed to have a wee whilst they were in there
(sarcasminasuit, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:42, 3 replies)

I reckon
It was all just an elaborate ruse to steal your toilet duck
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:08, closed)

toilet duck
with olive oil, rosemary and cracked black pepper of course
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:16, closed)

Don't forget the pasta
and cheese and anything else remotely italian
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:19, closed)