NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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YesYes I did.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:40,
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falsedo you work for the Daily Mail?! we werent a bunch of yobbo's terrorising a war veteran. at 16 were you such a morally upright ponce? we took a rare chance to rip piss out of an arse who had been a royal cunt to me for years. i stand by our small victory with a big smile and a flag!
and he certainly wasnt senile, he was just a wanker.
incidentally when he heard i'd joined the merchant navy he got really nice and even loaned me a book about big ships.....
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