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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

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I just read that back
and i did mean it to sound a touch rapey but that had a gary glitter vibe about it and for that i apologize.


So I'm guessing the pictures are out of the question then cos I didn't really want them anyway.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, 2 replies)
/retracts report to Police

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:58, closed)
Does anyone want to buy a comb then
Cos i'm getting out of the grooming business now.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, closed)
Very much
out of the question! :p
(Melody was not PMSing on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)

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